Excerpt from an Unpublished Screenplay

I found this in an old notebook I had lying around.

Rook

Well, you probably won't see me too much on the weekends. My girlfriend lives in the 'burbs.

Orlando

So you mean we'll never see you on the weekends or during the week.

Rook

That's not true.

Orlando

Well you're not gonna bring her to this dump.

Rich

Come on, this place could use a woman's touch.

Orlando

I could use a woman's touch, but you won't see anyone bringing their girlfriends over to help me out.