10. White hot chemistry between Keira Knightley and James McAvoy
9. Botched plastic surgeries
8. The fame of Ryan Seacrest
7. Heated car seats
6. Ghostwriting
5. Those weird computer animated dancing characters that show up inexplicably in online ads for discount mortgages
4. Commercials for prostate medication
3. Bryant Gumbel
2. People who forgive themselves and no one else
1. Things designed to make public communal use seem less disgusting, like those paper toilet seat liners or the little sock footy things for trying on shoes at the store or sneeze guards at buffet lines or the rubber gloves the dentist wears or the paper they put down on the weird not a chair not yet a bed thing the doctor makes you sit on
Paddock vs. Petty: If You Had to Pick One
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I’ll declare at the outset that what I’m about to propose is a false
dichotomy. This world is not divided into Tom Pettys and Stephen Paddocks.
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6 years ago
That is a very interesting list. I have to agree with most of it.
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Heated Car Seats...REALLY!?! I love my heated seats, it's the first thing I turn on when I get in the car :)
ReplyDeleteAs for the sneeze guards, my husband works in the environmental health field. When he first started, he actually refused to eat in restaurants for a while. It's best not to dwell on that one!!
Great site!
Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI won't get into detail about the heated car seats. It's a matter of personal preference, I guess. At the risk of disturbing everyone, I'll just say that for me, my seat needs no extra heat . . . just bad for the upholstery.
hey guys! Steph linked "an old friend" and look who it is! It was fun to read about how you guys are doing. Addison and Colin are very cute. Oh, and have you ever sat in a cooling seat?? It's even more disturbing.
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